"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious."

“All Unsullied boys are given new names when they are cut: Grey Worm, Red Flea, Black Rat. Names that remind them what they are - vermin.”

leepacington:

30 Days of Pirates of the Caribbean: Favourite Character

James Norrington

bellymagic:

what is the hanky code for “i know it doesn’t look like it but i swear i’m queer please flirt with me even though i’m kind of shy”

endquestionmark:

 i have profound philosophical problems with the scene  because authorial intent did not end up on the screen y’all  i BELIEVE ted and terry when they say that the curse is broken after ten years and will comes home for good  i BELIEVE them when they say liz didn’t have to spend ten years on that rock mooning over will’s heart  but it didn’t - make it - into the movie!!!  what do we see? liz abandoned on an island alone barefoot and pregnant (LITERALLY)  and then ten years later she is this soft-eyed mother in skirts on that same island welcoming her husband home  obviously in my head she pulled up stakes immediately after will left and got her goddamned pirate king on babe and all  but this scene was a fucking knife in my heart when i was sixteen  i am okay with everything now! but STILL  ugh whatever keira you look stunning let’s just end it there  (fact: i want to talk about nothing in the world so much as i do about these movies) (vega-of-the-lyre)

Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet (1948)

inverse hurricane (n.): a person who maintains extreme control over their body, speech, physicality, etc even as their eyes betray their single-minded and overwhelming intensity.  by doing so (though this cannot be a motive), this person inspires awe, terror, and love.  

essential to this effect is the knowledge that the calm body does not negate the inner storm which will inevitably bring destruction upon enemies, friends, and itself.

examples of fictional inverse hurricanes include: michael corleone, gustavo fring, melisandre.

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

partyshoggoth:

 you know when youre scrolling down ur dash real fast and ur brain mushes posts together

i thought this was a valentine 

"As soon as Enjolras folded his arms and accepted his end, the din of strife ceased in the room, and this chaos suddenly stilled into a sort of sepulchral solemnity. The menacing majesty of Enjolras disarmed and motionless, appeared to oppress this tumult, and this young man, haughty, bloody, and charming, who alone had not a wound, who was as indifferent as an invulnerable being, seemed, by the authority of his tranquil glance, to constrain this sinister rabble to kill him respectfully. His beauty, at that moment augmented by his pride, was resplendent, and he was fresh and rosy after the fearful four and twenty hours which had just elapsed, as though he could no more be fatigued than wounded. It was of him, possibly, that a witness spoke afterwards, before the council of war: “There was an insurgent whom I heard called Apollo.” A National Guardsman who had taken aim at Enjolras, lowered his gun, saying: “It seems to me that I am about to shoot a flower."

superhumangirl:

HOGWARTS ACADEMY?????

shortformblog:

mittvennandnow:

That One Where Mitt Romney Appears To Be Having An Existential Crisis.

When you screw up Venn diagrams, you open yourself up to responses like this one. Just an FYI.

Mad Girl’s Love Song 

snowbirds:

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell’s fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan’s men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you’d return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

honeyspider:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

butchnorfemme:

dom-archy:

ajonesco:

wickedclothes:

These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

Use coupon code ‘KITTY’ to get an extra 20% off your entire order! 

Buy some here!

These are probably my favorite item that I sell.

i’m real pissy i can’t order this. anyone outside of MA, CA, NY, MI, IL or DC wanna order some of these maybe like one of each color… then ship it to me. ha!

WANT.

have one and love it.  i refer to it as my “stabby cat.”

Oh wow, I really need one of these. Much better than just holding the keys when you’re walking at night. Unfortunately they don’t ship to NZ. Might have to look around for something similar here.

yes but can I get one in dog