TODAY I RECEIVED HIGHEST HONORS FOR MY NOVELLA AND BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE 1D THIS AUGUST IN PHILLY
DON’T ASK ME WHICH ONE I’M MORE HAPPY ABOUT, I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER
today i applied to five jobs, tomorrow i see sleigh bells live, the next day i sit for my honors exam, and the day after i give my oral defense and find out if i get honors
but most excitingly: tonight i am going to do embroidery and watch house of cards
stayed up far too late marathoning house of cards but hey at least i finished another pillow
i think we can all agree this is the funniest louis-xv-crossed-with-weather-commentary joke we’ve ever seen, hands-down.
i could finish this paper that’s due tomorrow, but why would i ever do that when i can watch veep and fold paper cranes instead
i haven’t slept in 20+ hours
i have a burgeoning zit (which would be a good name for a band, burgeoning zit(s))
but i hAVE A MANUSCRIPT
like, i have selected my fonts i have an actual manuscript i’m turning in on tuesday
ONLY A FEW TINY REVISIONS LEFT, SOME MINOR FORMATTING SHIT, AND THEN I’M DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
accidentally pulled an all-nighter but hey i wrote several hundred words and revised several thousand more so good job me?
i think i just had a millisecond-long out-of-body-experience while eating a mozzerella stick
things i’ve learned today while “researching” my thesis
so my (sadly underwhelming) seminar on fin-de-siecle vienna has us writing freudian analyses of our own dreams. my analysis is probs gonna turn out to mostly be BS but i really like the way i filled out the dream itself in writing so here it is.
it is downright cruel to send out emails with these subject lines when you’re not canceling class