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whenever im drunk im like “why am i not always drunk”

TODAY I RECEIVED HIGHEST HONORS FOR MY NOVELLA AND BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE 1D THIS AUGUST IN PHILLY

DON’T ASK ME WHICH ONE I’M MORE HAPPY ABOUT, I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER

today i applied to five jobs, tomorrow i see sleigh bells live, the next day i sit for my honors exam, and the day after i give my oral defense and find out if i get honors

but most excitingly: tonight i am going to do embroidery and watch house of cards

stayed up far too late marathoning house of cards but hey at least i finished another pillow

stayed up far too late marathoning house of cards but hey at least i finished another pillow

happy (windy) poem in your pocket day!

happy (windy) poem in your pocket day!

thecrepecraze:

i think we can all agree this is the funniest louis-xv-crossed-with-weather-commentary joke we’ve ever seen, hands-down.

thecrepecraze:

i think we can all agree this is the funniest louis-xv-crossed-with-weather-commentary joke we’ve ever seen, hands-down.

could finish this paper that’s due tomorrow, but why would i ever do that when i can watch veep and fold paper cranes instead

it’s 8am

i haven’t slept in 20+ hours

i have a burgeoning zit (which would be a good name for a band, burgeoning zit(s))

but i hAVE A MANUSCRIPT

like, i have selected my fonts i have an actual manuscript i’m turning in on tuesday

ONLY A FEW TINY REVISIONS LEFT, SOME MINOR FORMATTING SHIT, AND THEN I’M DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

accidentally pulled an all-nighter but hey i wrote several hundred words and revised several thousand more so good job me?

i think i just had a millisecond-long out-of-body-experience while eating a mozzerella stick

things i’ve learned today while “researching” my thesis 

so my (sadly underwhelming) seminar on fin-de-siecle vienna has us writing freudian analyses of our own dreams.  my analysis is probs gonna turn out to mostly be BS but i really like the way i filled out the dream itself in writing so here it is.

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"It’s Freud’s toilet; we’re all just turds in it."

 
- Kim, re: “the anal stage.” Yeah

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it is downright cruel to send out emails with these subject lines when you’re not canceling class