People Who Should Play the Doctor ★ Idris Elba
A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.
This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my GoD
I may need to go offline for the night because anxiety
“anxious over what, Natalie,” you might ask
“Scott Walker,” I would respond
Scott fucking Walker
“I feel like [Charlize] wants to make out with you in your next collaboration.” (x)
What meal do you make when you want to impress someone? (x)
I hope Rick Santorum gets punched in the face by Barack Obama in slow motion while “Whatcha Say” plays in the background