things that would be gr9

• if my visa went through properly

People Who Should Play the Doctor ★ Idris Elba

lizdexia:

jamieali:

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my GoD

I may need to go offline for the night because anxiety

“anxious over what, Natalie,” you might ask

“Scott Walker,” I would respond

Scott fucking Walker

“I feel like [Charlize] wants to make out with you in your next collaboration.” (x)

What meal do you make when you want to impress someone? (x)

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets punched in the face by Barack Obama in slow motion while “Whatcha Say” plays in the background